I was just looking at the pictures in Designing Web Usability, by Jakob Nielsen, as you do when its nearly time for a holiday. On page 243 is a screen grab of a Google search for the Gettysburg Address.
This was Google beta - and it returned a colossal 477 matches.
Not surprisingly I just did this search now, and it returned 1.6 million...
... who lives in the UK, who is not an actor, not a clock manufacturer, did not write a rough guide to cuba and also has never written for the Telegraph. I have written books on coldfusion and web databases.